December 2009
123 posts
I had the best dream of my life last night. John Lennon called me, and wanted to come over. When he called, his picture popped up on my phone and everything, so I’m assuming we were friends. It said “John L” on the caller ID. He talked to me in his little Liverpool accent & was completely awesome, as only John can be. Pretty sure we were going to have sex, which made the...
“Its called “fucking” for a reason, I never wanted a boy afraid of breaking me, I...”
– Cicciolina (via desirenoir) (via sexual)
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling →
somethingintellectual:
…and how to fix it!
textsfromlastnight:
(419): Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She's the girl that has a few best friends &...
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fashionfever:tangledupinmee:immy:farsid3pin0y:kryssym(via naly)
textsfromlastnight:
(937): you went around and groping mens pants to see “which was worthy” of you to go home with.
“If you turn on the keypad volume on your cell phone and type 989797899897787987,...”
– (via fuckyeahthebeatles) (via elmtree) (via prudenceagnes) (via constellation) (via flickflickflicker)
“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”
– Dalai Lama (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via ohhmy)
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
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